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But just as Part-Time Job walks back to Bond under the assumption that she wants him to romantically satisfy her, Bond manages to break free from the ropes, grabs a bottle of Whack Out, and tosses it in front of Part-Time Job, subduing him. Bond soon begins to distract Part-Time Job by seductively pleading with him to make her happy one more time. Unbeknownst to Part-Time Job, Bond is carefully cutting the back of the ropes with her sharpened right index fingernail.

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Before Boss leaves, she attempts to crack a few jokes regarding Bond's impending doom with Part-Time Job playing a rimshot while sitting at a drum kit. Bond is soon captured by Doctor Boss and Part-Time Job, who has her tied to a watercolor that's filled with nitroglycerin. Shortly thereafter, Bond is right in the middle of a massive shootout at her desk, where she's only armed with a rubber band and paper clips. Meanwhile, in Doctor Boss' office, she informs Part-Time Bond that she suspects that Bond is after their files that contains their plans to take over the world. Bond manages to subdue the man by using a pencil to remove his breathing tube. The scene then immediately shifts to the perception of a fish tank, where Bond is involved with a violent struggle at her desk with a large man in a scuba set. After Boss and Part-Time Job leave, Bond reaches over to the electric pencil sharpener on her desk to sharpen her right index fingernail. Boss finishes by telling Bond to not take anything accidental, or else she'll have to deal with Part-Time Job and the staple remover inside his metal teeth. Doctor Boss then tells Bond to dial #9 in order to get an outside line on her telephone, but also stresses to not make any long-distance calls. Upon her own introduction, Bond dramatically removes the pin that was holding up her hair in a bun and shakes it out.

Before Bond's superior hangs up, he tells her that Q has supplied her with a gift certificate that's good for £50 at Office Depot.įollowing a gun barrel sequence, the scene cuts to the accounting firm's offices, where a now undercover Bond is greeted at her desk by Doctor Boss and her office manager Part-Time Job. Bond is therefore, asked to infiltrate the firm's offices while posing as a secretary. Soon, the telephone rings and on the other line is Bond's superior ( David Herman), who tells Bond that the secret service is in grave danger due to an accounting firm's plans for world domination. Instead of having a licence to kill, Jane Bond has a licence to collate.Īfter an establishing shot of London, the scene shifts to a fireplace inside a bedroom, where a man ( Rod Works) is romantically licking the bottom tip of a Jane Bond's black pump. The sketch is designed as a fictional film trailer from 20th Century Fox, centers on Schiffer as a new kind of secret agent. Julius No and Ernst Stavro Blofeld), and Artie Lange as Doctor Boss' henchman Part-Time Job (an amalgamation of Oddjob and Jaws). The sketch also features Mary Scheer as the villainous Doctor Boss (an amalgamation of Dr. The sketch featured supermodel Claudia Schiffer as Jane Bond, a spy who goes undercover as a temporary secretary. The sketch was presented as spoof of the James Bond franchise.

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Imported from USA (Sizes & Specifications are based on the USA Market)."For Your Files Only" is a comedy sketch that aired on Mad TV during its first season on April 6, 1996.

OfficeGoods also offers other kinds of electric sharpeners that are good choices for general home, school, and office use.

This product is produced in a facility that operates under international regulations for product quality.

Plus, with the speed it sharpens, you'll hardly notice the sound!.

This sharpener runs much more quietly than other automatic styles.

This simple, easy-to-use device can easily be used by kids, making it a great back-to-school supply.

This automatic pencil sharpener can be powered either by cord or by batteries.

It has a helical blade with a 7oz weight making it ideal for everyday use, including art, school, and office.

The motor and sharpener of this automatic sharpener is made from metal.

The ability to choose three different points makes this ideal for artists, architects, and other professionals. The sound of the motor changes to indicate when the pencil is sharpened. This is easy to use sharpener that fits standard-sized pencils, and even some brands of thicker colored pencils.

Stay sharp and in style with OfficeGoods Battery Operated Pencil Sharpener.